A little story

Discussion in 'Trumpet Discussion' started by B15M, Aug 6, 2005.

  1. B15M

    B15M Forte User

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    A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, but
    we don't serve minors." So the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have
    an open fifth between them.

    After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and the G is out flat. An
    F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

    A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying,
    "Excuse me. I'll just be a second."

    Then an A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that
    this relative of C is not a minor.

    Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and
    exclaims, "Get out now. You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar
    tonight."

    The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night
    in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender (who used to
    have a nice corporate job until his company downsized) sa! ys, "You're
    looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development."
    This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and
    everything else, and stands there au natural.

    Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a
    rest. The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the
    diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda
    at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is
    found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations
    to the contrary are bassless.

    The bartender decides everything has become
    altoo much treble, he needs a rest, and closes the bar.
     
  2. dizforprez

    dizforprez Forte User

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    Asking for Manny's advice on jokes now? :D
     
  3. BPinard

    BPinard Pianissimo User

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    Corny but funny; I'll spread it around. Thanks for the laugh. :D
     
  4. Double_G

    Double_G Pianissimo User

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    I like it! Very entertaining!
     

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