A Trumpet Player

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  1. tpter1

    tpter1 Forte User

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    A Trumpet Player…â€

    "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for the insects"

    Lazarus Long


    "A Trumpet Player should be able to change keys, plan a recital, analyze a fugue, play a Conn Director, build a reputation, set the director straight, comfort dying chops, play 2nd & 3rd, play lead, blend, solo, read figured bass, sightread, pitch manure, write program notes, cook a tasty meal, play efficiently, make the other guy die. Specialization is for the woodwinds"

    Anonymous
     
  2. Solar Bell

    Solar Bell Moderator Staff Member

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    ....and get the girl!

    -cw-
     
  3. Clarence

    Clarence Mezzo Forte User

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    Hey i liked that very much tpter1.
    Also love your avatar chuck.
    I can,t stop laughing ROFL
     
  4. silverstar

    silverstar Mezzo Forte User

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    .....and if it's a lady trumpeter, get the guy!

    Lara
     
  5. Clarence

    Clarence Mezzo Forte User

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    :D Oh yea! ;-)
     

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