Alledged true commentary

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  1. Skip

    Skip Piano User

    Oct 26, 2003
    Pat Glenn - Weightlifting Commentator, "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."

    Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother."

    Murray Walker, "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical."

    Greg Norman, "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

    Alan Minter, "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."

    Terry Venables, "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again"

    Ron Atkinson, "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it - you can see it all over their faces."

    Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977, "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."

    Metro Radio, "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

    David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics: "There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."

    US TV Commentator, "One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is playing so well is that, before each tee- shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them, oh my God, what have I just said?"

    John Madden "Troy Aikman is a man who when he puts his contacts in he can see better."
  2. nowherenearadouble

    nowherenearadouble Pianissimo User

    Nov 12, 2003
    David Coleman is class! He also commented on a female weightlifters snatch.
    Ah here comes the woman with the 200lb snatch!!


    PS I actually coach weightlifting and this always raises a laugh in the weights room

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