Any more funny guys out there?

Discussion in 'Trumpet Discussion' started by edfitzvb, Oct 14, 2010.

  1. revjames

    revjames Piano User

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    What do you call a guy that hangs around with musicians?




    A drummer.....



    I'll get me coat..
     
  2. leftmid7

    leftmid7 Mezzo Piano User

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    How do you confuse a guitar player?





    put sheet music in front of him.
     
  3. tobylou8

    tobylou8 Utimate User

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    Oh man, hope Brian 1212121212 doesn't see this! You "know" he's the best there was and will be! ROFLROFLROFL
     
  4. Cornyandy

    Cornyandy Fortissimo User

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    Syncopation - uneven movement between bars

    Hmmm

    Piccolo - small miner

    Baton - What the Ausies used to be able to do

    Cheers

    Andrew

    (There's more where these came from)
     
  5. motoboy

    motoboy New Friend

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    I had rehearsal a couple weeks ago with my community orchestra and was playing second with a new (really good) guy playing first. I was not focused very well and kept blatantly missing entrances (early) and partials...just playing poorly. After the rehearsal he looked at me, grinned and asked "So, did you enjoy your night off?"

    Luckily I played the concert well.
     
  6. Cornyandy

    Cornyandy Fortissimo User

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    Grow Your Own Dope Plant a Drummer

    A

    (okay I heard it as a blonde but thought it would work)
     
  7. edfitzvb

    edfitzvb Forte User

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    Okay... the version I heard was... "How do you get a guitar player to turn his amp down?"

    Put sheet music in front of him
     
  8. fraserhutch

    fraserhutch Mezzo Piano User

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    Excellent!!!

     
  9. fraserhutch

    fraserhutch Mezzo Piano User

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    Minimum: small British mother.

    What do you call an unemployed midget psychic? A small medium at large.
     
  10. kingtrumpet

    kingtrumpet Utimate User

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    why do you people at TM pick on the best of the best? After all they all have albums, and everyone already knows who they are --

    for me , kingtrumpet, I was once - the worst trumpet player ever -- for I once did not know how to hold the trumpet, or even play one single note - so I was the worst of the worst, but I know I will get better --- lol,rolol
     

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