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Discussion in 'Trumpet Discussion' started by edfitzvb, Oct 14, 2010.
What do you call a guy that hangs around with musicians?
I'll get me coat..
How do you confuse a guitar player?
put sheet music in front of him.
Oh man, hope Brian 1212121212 doesn't see this! You "know" he's the best there was and will be!
Syncopation - uneven movement between bars
Piccolo - small miner
Baton - What the Ausies used to be able to do
(There's more where these came from)
I had rehearsal a couple weeks ago with my community orchestra and was playing second with a new (really good) guy playing first. I was not focused very well and kept blatantly missing entrances (early) and partials...just playing poorly. After the rehearsal he looked at me, grinned and asked "So, did you enjoy your night off?"
Luckily I played the concert well.
Grow Your Own Dope Plant a Drummer
(okay I heard it as a blonde but thought it would work)
Okay... the version I heard was... "How do you get a guitar player to turn his amp down?"
Put sheet music in front of him
Minimum: small British mother.
What do you call an unemployed midget psychic? A small medium at large.
why do you people at TM pick on the best of the best? After all they all have albums, and everyone already knows who they are --
for me , kingtrumpet, I was once - the worst trumpet player ever -- for I once did not know how to hold the trumpet, or even play one single note - so I was the worst of the worst, but I know I will get better --- lol,rolol