Any more funny guys out there?

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  1. fraserhutch

    fraserhutch Mezzo Piano User

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    British version that works at concessions stands:

    Chip Monk

     
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  3. SteveRicks

    SteveRicks Fortissimo User

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    So how do you make a trumpet sound like a French horn? Stick your hand in the bell and miss a lot of notes.
     
  4. xjb0906

    xjb0906 Piano User

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    I wish they would. It is so inappropriate when they Do It during a performance.
     
  5. xjb0906

    xjb0906 Piano User

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    You are the total package. Great looks, wonderful trumpet player, and a sense of humor.
     
  6. tedh1951

    tedh1951 Utimate User

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    The local Monastry has a Fast Food outlet - they have a Fish Friar and a Chip Monk ;-)
     
  7. veery715

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    Merry Christmas!

    If the joke is a pun or play on words, then spelling makes a big difference. My name is Joe Kofficer.
     
  8. christos

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    two renowed musicians, a clarinetist and a bassist are fighting with each other, so the conductor comes to resolve the conflict, and asks them what is the matter.
    - ''he is awful'', says the clarinetist. he accidentally on purpose ruined my reed''
    - ''he started it'', replied the bassist, ''he twisted one of my tuning keys, and he won't tell me which one''
     
  9. Cornyandy

    Cornyandy Fortissimo User

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    Local Chippy honestly, not joking called

    "Frying Nemo"

    Love It

    Andrew
     
  10. christos

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    Two musicians, a guitarist and a bassist are playing a piece.
    The guitarist stops and says ''I have finished the song, I'm going for a lager''.
    The bassist replies '' OK, I 'm almost done myself, wait up, we'll go together''.
     

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