Any more funny guys out there?

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  1. trumpetguy27

    trumpetguy27 Mezzo Piano User

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    What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra?

    The bull has the horns in FRONT and the @$$hole in the BACK.
     
  2. barliman2001

    barliman2001 Fortissimo User

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    A drummer conducting??!
     
  3. barliman2001

    barliman2001 Fortissimo User

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    Oh, by the way: Do you know the best ever recording of Herbert von Sninkelhöffer's Concert for Solo Drum and Orchestra?

    MMO
     
  4. kingtrumpet

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    now we have one conductor that I know who is actually a saxophone player ---" I recently asked him, how come he didnt' come by conducting the usual way of first being a drummer, and losing one of his sticks" --- to which he promptly replied -- "the difference is, I can still play my instrument!!!" --------------------wow, how can you argue with that logic???? ROFL ROFL ROFL
     
  5. barliman2001

    barliman2001 Fortissimo User

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    The answer to that is: "Anyone can switch on a hoover, and it actually will sound better than a sax..."
     
  6. Branson

    Branson Piano User

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  7. revjames

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    Now that REALLY sucks!
     
  8. kingtrumpet

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    oh, I thought that was a Harley motorcycle joke ----"what is the difference between a Hoover vacuum cleaner and a Harley????" ---- on a Harley the "dirtbag" is on the seat!!!!! ROFL ROFL ROFL
     
  9. Ed Lee

    Ed Lee Utimate User

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    No, I didn't miss the point. Even as a math major, I never was able to count the times we played the same thing over and over just because the drummer(s) loused up the beat. Too, the contemporaneous exclamation of the meat not being done well was right on point. I would like my steaks medium rare and still hot enough to sizzle.

    The downside is that just within weeks, I'm to cope with a church choir in which most cannot read music. Too, the keyboardist is a drudge, almost as slow as molasses that has been refrigerated. Woe is me! I'll have to tell some to leave the choir and sit in the congregation and that is sure to raise some animosity in the community towards me.

    OK, it's not laughable unless you could see my deadpan expressions.
     
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