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  1. tedh1951

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    I'd recognise you anywhere from that description Andy - you're a tall dark man with a drooping mustache and a sore back.
     
  2. Cornyandy

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    No that's Mitchell Johnson with sunburn
     
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  4. Cornyandy

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    That's almost as classic as the batsman is Micheal "tall West Indian quick bowler" the bowler is Peter "obdurate english batsman and part time spinner"
     
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  5. Sidekick

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    Look cricket is very straight forward...
    You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out.
    When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay all out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out.

    When both sides have been in and all the men have out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game!

    By the way sledging is allowed, but no trolling - well done Moderators. Order is restored.
     
  6. tedh1951

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    So, this is Cricket As She is Played 101 (Simplified) - I'm just waiting for the post on field positions. :think:
     
  7. coolerdave

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    pretty much as I thought..
    kind of like explaining baseball like this
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTcRRaXV-fg
     
  8. Cornyandy

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    You just had to slip that one in didn't you.
     
  9. tedh1951

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    It's a Classic - it HAD to come out.
     
  10. Cornyandy

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    Out of the gully perhaps

    Going to work now but there are plenty more to come
     

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