Best Band Joke Ever

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  1. Heavens2kadonka

    Heavens2kadonka Forte User

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    There was this girl who decided she was going to date all the lead players in her band. The first night, she went with the lead tuba player. The next day, her best friend asked her how the date went.

    "The date was fine, I guess. He was a very sloppy kisser, though, I was disappointed."

    Well, that night she went out with the lead trumpet player. The day after, her best friend asked her if he was any better of a date.

    "Well, it was just about the same. His kisses were really tense."

    That night she went out with the lead french horn player. The next day, her friend again asked her how it went, and if this fellow was any better a kisser.

    "You know, I can't remember how he kissed, but I sure liked the way he held me."

    :lol:

    Van
     
  2. jazzartizt1742

    jazzartizt1742 New Friend

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    Nice, darn french horn players always getting the girls.
     
  3. Lizzie

    Lizzie New Friend

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    haha lol nice... hmmm thinking of it there is a rather hot guy in our orchestra that plays the french horn....
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    trombone guys r sloppy kissers 2 :-P
     
  4. edcon1981

    edcon1981 Mezzo Forte User

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    wow!!! i'm gunna have to remember that one. ROFL
     

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