Does Kissing Improve your chops? Seriously

Discussion in 'Trumpet Discussion' started by Humbtresd, May 28, 2011.

  1. Ed Lee

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    Perhaps if you don't, the plumber will! Or the electrican, the mailman, the milkman (obsolete, as they may be), or just a neighbor. :-(:dontknow: Just not me!

    If curious, mail in this small town is distributed by women ... we've a postmistress also. Even the rural carrier.
     
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  2. gmonady

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    And degrees area awarded to honor all of this:

    BS - Which stands for "Bull Sh--"
    MS - Which stands for "More Sh--"
    PhD- Which stands for "Piled on Higher and Deeper"
     
  3. gmonady

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    That's a good thing, cause if it's that kind of plumbing, send them to me, and we'll try to "nip it in the bud" so to speak.
     
  4. lmf

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    gmondady,


    I can see what you are saying. ;-)

    Nahhh...not to worry as Lee's a gentleman.

    Best wishes,

    Lloyd
     
  5. Ed Lee

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    Earlier stated that I don't "mess around" with other men's wives or girlfriends, and even so I don't know where your women are and don't want to know. With my health I'm durn lucky to handle the one I have.

    I'm not about to have a stroke with another or a bullet shot by my wife, and I know she can shoot well because I taught her how on her her Walther PPK small frame 9 mm which she now has a NC carry permit for.

    Ta da, I don't like bullets from any man either.

    Thanks Lloyd for the courtesy of referring to me as a gentleman, but lets just say I'm a gentle man vis two words.
     
  6. kingtrumpet

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    dude - your not from Australia, or from the deepest south of our country --- cmon snap out of it --- you will be ok!!!ROFLROFL

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  7. lmf

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    Ed,

    My wife would probably say "one man is aggravating enough and far to difficult to train another." ;-)

    Take care my friend!

    Lloyd
     
  8. Ed Lee

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    Seems like your wife and my wife read the same book, for almost verbatim that is what she said.
     
  9. gmonady

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    Good going Lee, as your name sake, Lee Morgan was not so lucky.
     
  10. Ed Lee

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    Yes, I can only thank my Docs, as were guided by God, who saved my life many times and that is inclusive of being shot five times on 4 different occasions and by only 4 shooters, the latter as all lay in their graves by my return fire and I've no qualms about them. Four of those shots were all .22 and one a .25, and that helped also. Still, if I had then been issued a vest, I may not have needed medical intervention in those shootings. The longest I was off duty was 8 weeks.
     

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