Does Kissing Improve your chops? Seriously

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  1. A.N.A. Mendez

    A.N.A. Mendez Utimate User

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    Hence my post.... :-?
     
  2. mineo50

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    +1 I've always assumed it was god's own truth!
     
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  3. turtlejimmy

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    Playing trumpet improves your animal attraction ....... when my ex was totally unimpressed with my taking up the trumpet, it proved to me that she's an alien. I always suspected it.:cool:

    Turtle
     
  4. kingtrumpet

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    to be honest - I think all women are aliens - well except Mother's, daughter, and Sisters --ROFL -- but I don't think we kiss our sisters anyhow -- or shouldn't at least -- ok, only in the deep south, maybe ROFL
     
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  5. turtlejimmy

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    And it's working!!! (the animal attraction) ..... A few new women so far as well as racoons and Canadian honker geese.:thumbsup:

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  6. larry tscharner

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    +1 to all the posts above. Trupet players are in tune with their embusure and that makes us kissing experts, a trait that the girls appreciate. (and guys, if you are a female trumpeter) If nothing else, that attitude gives us confidense to be the best crappy kissers that we can be! Only on TM can a stupid question get such a rash of rashionalization. What fun....Best wishes.
     
  7. kingtrumpet

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    oh no -- you aren't kissing racoons and geese are you??? you know they can bite also, along with the women ROFLROFL
     
  8. turtlejimmy

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    :lol:


    Kids, don't try this at home! Wild animals CAN be dangerous (especially women).:shock:

    Turtle

    btw, I'm glad we can have a serious discussion on this subject. It's an important one, and often overlooked.
     
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  9. kingtrumpet

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    YES -- and I hope all the women on TM realize that we are just having fun ---- and that ALL trumpet players are better kissers because of the highly developed muscles in our faces and lips.
    and I don't have any practical experience kissing wild animals -- so I don't know if that helps -- but anyone from the deep south might have the answerROFLROFLROFL
     
  10. Solar Bell

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    Does Kissing Improve your chops?

    It depends on what you're kissing.
     

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