Don't be this guy with Viagra

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  1. Thevor

    Thevor Pianissimo User

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    Frist of all this is a true story told to me today by the guy who did it...

    An employee where I work recently had knee surgery. Apparently the pain killers that he was taking was causing some preformance disfunction so he went back to the doctor.

    The doctor gave him 6 samples of Viagra and told him to "take these when needed."

    He was feeling amorous and took the pills. Yes all of them, not one, not two but all 6 pills. He thought "take these" meant "all these".

    When his ears turned the shade of a "fire engine" he got nervous and called the doctor. When he explained what the he had done the doctor busted up laughing. It's always comforting when a doctor starts laughing uncontrollably on the phone at your expense.

    The guy said, "if I had got a paper cut, I would have bled to death".

    Oh, and for the other affect, it lasted for 3 days.... day and night.

    :lol:
     
  2. Tootsall

    Tootsall Fortissimo User

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    Yee HAW!
    Well at least he didn't have to go far to find a piccolo stand!
     
  3. Thevor

    Thevor Pianissimo User

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    Toots,

    That's to funny............ :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Geo
     
  4. nowherenearadouble

    nowherenearadouble Pianissimo User

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    He wont fall out of his bed :lol:
    Alan
     
  5. Thevor

    Thevor Pianissimo User

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    It'd be kind of a bummer if you were used to sleeping on your stomach too.
     
  6. nowherenearadouble

    nowherenearadouble Pianissimo User

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    The burns unit at our hospital uses Viagra. Keeps the sheets off the patient!
    Alan
     
  7. Japle

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    That's rough, man. You'd have to stand on your hands to pee!!
     

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