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Discussion in 'Trumpet Discussion' started by bachstradivarius, Jan 17, 2013.
Beer then sleep? I like this method...
I think the monkey poop might work better. It won't cure chapped lips, but it will sure make you quit licking them.
Ahhhh but there in is the problem. Nature had designed us to instinctively lick our lips... This is ULTIMATELY (UTIMATELY) THE mechanism that hydrates our lips, better than any balm (bee, monkey poop or otherwise), better than drinking water... Better than Huntley and Brinkley; Better than Route 66.... Better than an-nyyy-thing but being in love.
Bottom line... IT IS LIP LICKING THAT HYDRATES OUR LIPS... This is basic Histology 101!!!
...Even better'n lettin' the dog lick yer face?
...Even better'n lettin' a violist lick yer face? I'd rather go with monkey poop.
Do your REALLY know where that dog had been with that tongue?
Do your REALLY know where that violist has been with that tongue?! Cat gut... I THINK NOT!!
The idea of substituting rosin with soap has me licking my chops already!
That's not what the "OLD Wives" say.
Sounds like a nice "BUZZ" for the lips!