Fill your Trumpet with milk!? true or false?

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  1. yodnnee

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    Hey,

    I remember someone once telling me that if you want your new horn to sound vintage, instead of waiting 50 years, you can fill it with milk and leave it for a few days/weeks?? And once you've cleaned it out, it'll give you that colourful sound only old trumpets have.

    Has anyone ever heard anything like this before? Or think it'd work?

    Thanks.
     
  2. Jcoffey

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    ummm.... that just sounds gross... never heard that before
     
  3. Bay Area Brass

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    What makes a horn sound vintage is the design of the horn and the age of the metal. Two week old milk isn't going to do anything to the molecules of the brass-that's what effects the sound and feel of a trumpet.
     
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  4. Peter McNeill

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    Sounds like Cow-dung!! Bulls do not give Milk, or BS to me.
     
  5. stumac

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    I first heard of this 60 years ago, I dont know of anyone that has done it. If you could stand the smell give it a go and let us know the result. I hate to think what the effect on the inside would be as lactic acid is one of the products of decomposing milk.

    Regards, Stuart.
     
  6. Buck with a Bach

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    Vitamin D or 2%????????:dontknow::oops:
     
  7. trumpetnick

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    BWB,

    You should better use a straw to drink your milk, not a trumpet leadpipe :bleah: I wouldn't wait for a week to get a better taste...
     
  8. yodnnee

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    Ahhh, so I'm not alone... despite the odds.

    Stumac, do you remember any of the details? namely the amount of time you're meant to leave the milk for?

    Was thinking of picking up a real cheap horn from the supermarket (this weeks special!), and giving it a go.
     
  9. s.coomer

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    How nasty that would be.
     
  10. Peter McNeill

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    Sounds like a Flute players story to a gullable Trumpet owner....

    I really think it may have been a bad joke; but I do trust Stumac. But I would bet Stu never did it :)

    Probably natural Yoghurt, as an unsweetened culture could possible add real warmth to the horn. I can really imagine all those hairy green slimy bacteria cultures going crazy feeding on Brass....

    Maybe was with Ammonium Nitrate Fertilizer afterwards, and the green Bacteria can be transformed into a deadly impact sensitive explosive...now that's bang for the buck, and I have milked this story long enough...
    Cheers...pleasant creepy dreams..
     

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