Fill your Trumpet with milk!? true or false?

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  1. Jay-Eye

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    I played the Great Highland bagpipe and Uilleann pipes, never put any whiskey or whisky in my bags. Another myth methinks. :lol:

    I'm working on the principle of spitting lots of espresso coffee, Morgan's Spiced Rum and real ale down my horn. Anyone care to guess what the optimum mix is for a real vintage sound?
     
  2. ewanmains

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    Right ok then guys - who's got an old horn that they're man enough to do this with to try it?

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  3. hup_d_dup

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    Fillet of a fenny snake,
    In the caldron boil and bake;
    Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
    Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
    Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
    Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,—
    For a charm of powerful trouble,
    Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
    Double, double toil and trouble;
    Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
    In the cauldron, in foul milk sunk,
    A sad brass trumpet, who'd a thunk?
     
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  4. guyclark

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    Good one Hup!!!

    Very Lit'rary!!!

    Guy
     
  5. rowuk

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    I posted on the first page that I did, and that it worked. Milk overnight, then rinse out. Only on horns that sit unplayed for months and completely dry out.

    1st hand experience.
     
  6. ewanmains

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    Where's the smiley for head-slapping? :oops:
     
  7. Jay-Eye

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    I need a volunteer to fill their horn with premium grade extra- extra-virgin olive oil! I haven't heard any rumours about what the effect on the tone might be, this is idle curiosity. I do wonder if it might mean oiling valves would become a thing of the past and your mutes might keep falling out! It'd certainly smell a lot better than sour milk though. C'mon guys, in the interests of science?
     
  8. tedh1951

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    My younger brother plays for the NSW Police Pipe Band and in discussions with his "Gaelic" friends, they talk of honey in the bag to preserve it - of course many modern pipes had synthetic (neoprene I think) bags so honey would not be necessary except for those Oddies who wish to spoil their whiskey. :oops: Anybody got any ivory to repair one of the ring thingies (sorry Ewan -the proper name escapes me) on the drones on his vintage pipes? An ivory billiard ball would do the trick, and I could turn it down to size. Please.
     
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  9. Jay-Eye

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    Nah! Conditioner/sealer/dressing/seasoning - whatever you want to call it. It comes in a bottle now. Messy, fiddly, time consuming job. Nearly as bad as getting the milk stains out of your trumpet!
     
  10. ChopsGone

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    My late grandmother used to talk about some of the culinary practices of the German families in her area (back off, PC Police, my grandfather was part of one of them). The ladies would sit around and shred the cabbage to make sauerkraut - with their fingernails. She also told of how they aged certain cheeses by burying them underground - in manure. I've run across a few horns which might benefit from such treatment.
     

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