For All You 'LEAD' Trumpet Players

Discussion in 'Trumpet Discussion' started by Masterwannabe, Aug 18, 2013.

  1. Sethoflagos

    Sethoflagos Utimate User

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    Never known a drummer who was late to the bar.

    ...late to buy a round, maybe...
     
  2. Masterwannabe

    Masterwannabe Mezzo Piano User

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    When I close my eyes and think 'drummer' I get the mental picture of the Nat Geo footage of the prairie chickens/grouse that puff up their chests and stomp on the ground making a drumming sound trying to attract a mate.ROFL
     
  3. gmonady

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    Agreed... I do have a bone to pick with them in this regards.
     
  4. gmonady

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    Rumor is... Bone players do it best in seventh position.
     
  5. Sethoflagos

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    I did hear that they use ultrasound to the self-same purpose
     
  6. gmonady

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    That's only if they miss the beat, and hit their scrotum.
     
  7. Sethoflagos

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    So much for my cloning theory then
     
  8. gmonady

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    Isn't it rich?
    Aren't they a pair?
    Them with their slides on the ground,
    Your bell in mid-air..
    Where are the clones?

    Don't you get pissed?
    Don't you disapprove?
    When they keep tearing around,
    With slides that move...
    Where are the clones?
    Send in the clones.
     
  9. Masterwannabe

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    Nice poem, someone should write some music to go with it, I have a feeling it could be catchy. Wish I was a composer.ROFLROFL
     
  10. gmonady

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    I wish I was composed... likely would result in less posts on TM by yours truly.
     

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