Guess

Discussion in 'TM Lounge' started by Liad Bar-EL, Dec 17, 2005.

  1. Liad Bar-EL

    Liad Bar-EL Forte User

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    Schwarzenegger has a big one.
    Michael J. Fox has a small one.
    Madonna doesn't have one.
    The Pope has one but doesn't use his.
    Clinton uses his all the time.
    Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
    Liberace never used his on women.
    Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
    Cher claims that she took on 3.
    We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
    What is it? Answer below!
    (This is pretty good.)

















    The answer is: A LAST NAME!

    Now go wash your mind!
     
  2. Alex Yates

    Alex Yates Forte User

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    I confess, I was in the gutter the entire time. LOL. You're just a barrel of laughs today, eh Liad? Another good one. :lol:
     
  3. cornetguy

    cornetguy Mezzo Forte User

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    nice to know two things

    1. not the only one that thought that

    2. that men arent the only ones that would be in the gutter on that one
     
  4. Solar Bell

    Solar Bell Moderator Staff Member

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    Shalom Liad!

    And what is it that

    A man does standing up?

    A woman does sitting down?

    And a dog does on three legs???








    Shakes hands


    -cw-
     
  5. mrfabulous963

    mrfabulous963 Piano User

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    Both good!
     
  6. cornetguy

    cornetguy Mezzo Forte User

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    ok guys here is another old one

    What is long, hard and full of seamen?









    A submarine
     

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