Hi its me again (Yvonne)

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  1. Anonymous

    Anonymous Forte User

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    Hi Tmers... Its me again. what a weekend. I was palying with a bigband saturday night. and after I got drunk. Not too bad but everyone was buying me drinks. what is a girl to do? I donlt want to be rude.... So anyway what did you do this weekend?

    love and hugs,,,

    yvonne

    another one of these nights

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  2. Solar Bell

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    My cousin is in a bad spot. He's got a bad inner ear problem that needs surgery soon, or he'll lose his hearing on that side. He has no insurance, though, and the cost is WAY too much for him.
    He does have a way out, though. A local elderly widow has offered to pay for the operation -- but only if he'll marry her, afterwards! She's 50 years older than him!
    You could call it a wife or deaf situation....

    -cw-
     
  3. Martin Williams

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    ouch bad pun!! bad pun!!!

    Though sometimes I get the urge to run around naked, but I just take some Windex and tht keeps me from streaking!
     
  4. Martin Williams

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    and yvonne - look into joining Alcoholics Anonymous
     
  5. silverstar

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    AMEN to that!

    Lara
     
  6. Solar Bell

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    Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different!
    The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earline got pregnant.
    Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got pregnant again.
    Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earline didn't get pregnant again."
    Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"
    Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earline with me."

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  7. bandman

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    I doubt if she drinks like that -- it is an obvious post for attention.

    I think she needs to join PA -- POSTERS ANONYMOUS!

    Yvonne: "Hi, my name is Yvonne and I post because I want attention. It doesn't matter what kind of attention I get, I just need attention."

    Group: "Hi Yvonne"
     
  8. averagejoe

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    yyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnn

    S.S.D.D. for Yvoceasar, or whoever it is. And I actually offered to help them over THere. :oops:
     
  9. mrfabulous963

    mrfabulous963 Piano User

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    yes, yes she should

    www.aa.org
    ^that should help her get started
     
  10. Manny Laureano

    Manny Laureano Utimate User

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    MrFab, silverstar...

    It's a joke. There is no Yvonne. The poster is having some fun. I got sucked into it too on anoTHer thread. There is no Yvonne. Save your concern for someone who needs it. There is no Yvonne.


    Oh, and did I mention there is no Yvonne?

    ML
     

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