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Discussion in 'TM Lounge' started by Liad Bar-EL, Jan 2, 2006.
How weird is Florida?
The problem with Floridians, is that they never wear their tin foil hats! All the gamma rays from the planet Venus attacks the neural patterns in the brain and re-wires them. This is usually exacerbated by the onset of a full moon, which causes the dogs and cats in Florida to act aggressively towards each other.
This happened once before during an election a few years back. The effect then was in the voting machines, which created a phenomena called the "floating chad". Floating chads was a common occurrence during the greek revival.....
And I always thought it was the "geek revival"!
I'm very surprised and stunned at your post, Gary. Spreading bad information like that has never been your style and I wish you wouldn't do it.
The rays come from Mars, not Venus and it's aluminum foil that works best.
Hey, hey, hey... easy on Floridians....
My in-laws lived in Florida for 28 years and not ONCE did they miss their 4PM Happy Hour (God rest their souls).
Q: We owned a beagle for 18 years. I don't think it's a good idea to use them to search for dangerous reptiles. They were given very few brain cells. I can just see one being half way down the belly of a large snake before even realizing someone turned the lights off.
But lets talk about those HUGE wrap around sun glasses they wear (not the beagles but the seniors ) ... some of them wear them here in AZ too.... they look quite interesting on small little wrinkled heads... my bad, very bad!
Florida: the Elephant's Graveyard..... nice place to visit (not in July/August); certainly wouldn't want to live there.
We have been to Mars and found that intelligent life does not exist there, unless they have gone to ground. As for aluminum foil versus tin foil, tin foil contains lead, which we all know deflects the rays better. I used to wear an aluminum foil helmet fashioned like a vikings helmet with horns all the time when I worked on my scanning electron microscope. While this worked for some time, protecting me from any errant electron rays (as the helmet was not positively charged), I did go bald and gain weight.
As Venus is more visible in the winter time, I would have to attribute the rays coming from there.
Save your chads, Florida will rise again!