Humor in Music

Discussion in 'Wise Talk!' started by dow30, Jan 6, 2006.

  1. dow30

    dow30 Piano User

    Apr 26, 2005
    Thought you might enjoy this! :-)

    A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, but we
    don't serve minors." So, the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open
    fifth between them.

    After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and the G is out flat. An F
    comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

    A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse
    me. I'll just be a second."

    An A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this
    relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at
    the end of the bar and exclaims: "Get out now! You're the seventh minor I've
    found in this bar tonight."

    The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a
    3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender (who used to have a
    nice corporate job until his company downsized) says: "You're looking sharp
    tonight, come on in! This could be a major development."

    This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything
    else, and stands there au natural.

    Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest.

    The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution
    of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale
    correctional facility.

    On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even
    accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.

    The bartender decides, however, that since he's only had tenor so patrons,
    the soprano out in the bathroom, and everything has become alto much treble,
    he needs a rest - and closes the bar.

    Hats off to whoever thought of this!

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