I'm so, so sorry...

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  1. Manny Laureano

    Manny Laureano Utimate User

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    A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
    sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
    down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

    Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its
    socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of
    the air, and hands it back.

    "Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in
    place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, "

    They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to
    the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
    deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

    After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to
    her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They have a
    wonderful, wonderful time.

    The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.

    The guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! !! !

    "You know, " he says, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice
    to every guy you meet? "

    "No, " she replies. . . . . . "



    Wait for it.


    It's coming. ...



    The suspense is killing you, isn't it?


    She says:


    "You just happened to catch my eye."

    ML
     
  2. tpter1

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  3. Mr. Semman

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    Manny,

    You are very fortunate that you are who you are. Others, like myself, of much lesser note, would have been placed against a wall; tied; blindfolded and forced to listen to Lawrence Welk for the rest of my life.

    Anyway, thanks for the humor.

    Take care or the men in white coats will come to take you away. HA HA>

    Gary
     
  4. ROGERIO

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    My little brain was frantically thinking as I sensed some punch line "had my eye on you"... but I just couldn't come up with the correct one....

    Very good one Manny... it will be all over my work by end of day today... :-)
     
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  6. Alex Yates

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    Nyuk nyuk.....hardy har har.....and all that good stuff. LOL.

    Hey Chuck, I actually have an original 45 record of that song....."hoo, hoo, hee, hee, ha, ha to the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their white coats as they're coming to take me away ha, haaaaaaaaaaaaa!" I also remember it creeped me out as a kid when I heard it. LOL.
     
  7. wrbandel

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    Groan..................
     
  8. Pedal C

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    Nice work Manny, you brightened my day! I'll definately be passing that one along. I love jokes that you have to apologize for before you tell it. HA!
     
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  10. trumpetmike

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    Don't give up the day job
     

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