It's time for an Instrumental American Idol

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  1. bandman

    bandman Forte User

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    These people who can't sing are killing me. It's time for the instrumental version of American Idol!!!
     
  2. Manny Laureano

    Manny Laureano Utimate User

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    I'm with you.

    Who gets to be the Simon guy?

    ML
     
  3. bandman

    bandman Forte User

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    "That was bloody awful, I couldn't tell if you were playing your horn or passing gas!"

    I want to be Simon!!!!!
     
  4. bigaggietrumpet

    bigaggietrumpet Mezzo Forte User

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    I'm pretty mean lookin' and can insult people pretty well
     
  5. student trumpet

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  6. bandman

    bandman Forte User

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    I think that some of the people on those bloopers are very good players with very poor guidance. The world is full of good players that have had the wrong people teaching them.
     
  7. Manny Laureano

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    And so, we begin the search for the best Simon-like line...

    "I want to congratulate you for doing so well... but I'm afraid that's quite impossible because you make my ears bleed and cry out in agony".

    Next.

    ML
     
  8. Mikey

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    Simon, talking to a really bad cellist:

    "Madam, that kind of scratching between your legs should be only done in private."

    :-P
     
  9. dizforprez

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    I think Romey1 would make a great simon :bleah:
     
  10. student trumpet

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    Simon take 1

    Sir you sound like you are blowing your nose into your trumpet
    Your sound is worse than a little kid playing for the first time NO NO NO NO NO :thumbdown: :noway:
     

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