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Discussion in 'TM Lounge' started by songbook, Dec 27, 2014.
What goes “ha ha thump”?
A man laughing his head off.
I was going to say I appreciate these high-brow jokes but this classic one is low-brow. Though it starts out high-brow.
Late Middle Ages, Nuremberg. The town is in need of a new public executioner's swordsman - the old one retired. Three candidates have applied and are asked to demonstrate their skills.
The first one ties two strings round the delinquent's neck and beheads him between the two strings.
The second one asks for three delinquents and beheads them in one blow.
The third one just has the delinquent sitting in a chair, and gives one stroke of the sword. The delinquent asks "Was that all? Seems you failed!"
"Just give a nod", says the executioner...
The version I heard was ha ha ha ha plop, and it was a different body part.....