joke time

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  1. Vulgano Brother

    Vulgano Brother Moderator Staff Member

    Mar 23, 2006
    Parts Unknown
    What goes “ha ha thump”?

    A man laughing his head off.
  2. bumblebee

    bumblebee Fortissimo User

    Jan 21, 2010
    Great Southern Land
    I was going to say I appreciate these high-brow jokes but this classic one is low-brow. Though it starts out high-brow.

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  3. barliman2001

    barliman2001 Fortissimo User

    Jul 5, 2010
    Vienna, Austria, Europe
    Late Middle Ages, Nuremberg. The town is in need of a new public executioner's swordsman - the old one retired. Three candidates have applied and are asked to demonstrate their skills.
    The first one ties two strings round the delinquent's neck and beheads him between the two strings.
    The second one asks for three delinquents and beheads them in one blow.
    The third one just has the delinquent sitting in a chair, and gives one stroke of the sword. The delinquent asks "Was that all? Seems you failed!"
    "Just give a nod", says the executioner...
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  4. edfitzvb

    edfitzvb Forte User

    Jun 10, 2008
    Woodlawn, VA
    The version I heard was ha ha ha ha plop, and it was a different body part.....
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