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Discussion in 'TM Lounge' started by songbook, Dec 27, 2014.
And that the post office employees seem to have sign a sworn statement not to use any common sense at all, at any time.
Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Jack took the money.
- There are two kinds of data scientists:
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
Reference to post 2230, I commend you on your very polite version of this joke!
What is the difference between a skunk, a vacuum cleaner, and the trumpet player who sits 3 chairs over from me?
The vacuum cleaner and skunk do not think they should be playing solos.
Otherwise, they share similarities.
Joke #2237 does not pass the smell test.
depends. one stinks, the other sucks, and all three at times can stink and suck.
Ole's wife, Lena comes out with a new hat. Ole says, I see you have a new hat. Yes, I was down in the dumps, so I got it.
Ole: you should have gone to the store to get it!
Be thankful it was a short joke.
I am thankful every year around this time. They always have a list of all the people who passed away that year and I am thankful not to find my name on the list.