joke time

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  1. bumblebee

    bumblebee Fortissimo User

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    I'm fed up with my local supermarket - I wanted to make a curry from scratch but they said they don't sell that ingredient.

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  2. BigDub

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    A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said, "why the long face?"
    A giraffe walked into a bar...........
    He had a stiff neck for a while...
     
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  3. tjcombo

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  5. Brassman64

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    They only got the Lab. I figure a couple of them Math types escaped you can never count them out.
     
  6. Brassman64

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    A lady walks into a bar with a stroller and a chunk of asphalt under her arm.She drinks into the wee early hours of the morning. The bartender asks her if she's finally done. The Lady replies One for my baby and one more for the road.
     
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    J. Jericho Fortissimo User

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    Was Colorado...now Utah
  9. BigDub

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    Uncharacteristicly harsh for you, Bumblebee. You almost hurt my feelings. Almost.
     
  10. bumblebee

    bumblebee Fortissimo User

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    I need to try harder then?

    And a joke:
    My golfing skills have definitely improved since I started playing while wearing a pair of really cheap shoes. Just yesterday I got a hole in one.


    --bumblebee
     
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