light bulb

Discussion in 'Trumpet Discussion' started by Bob Grier, Dec 2, 2008.

  1. TisEkard

    TisEkard Pianissimo User

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    What do string players use for birth control?





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  2. aspires

    aspires Pianissimo User

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    Q: What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

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  3. Mason

    Mason Pianissimo User

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    Hey Bob Grier i just watched one of the episodes of Criminal Minds and Spencer Reid says during his lecture a joke about a light bulb. Can i ask, did you get this question of that lol?
     
  4. edcon1981

    edcon1981 Mezzo Forte User

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    hey, you guys stole my joke!!!

    and none. we all know we won't work until a stage-hand replaces it.
     
  5. et_mike

    et_mike Mezzo Forte User

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    I thought replacing light bulbs was the clarinet players job....
     
  6. edcon1981

    edcon1981 Mezzo Forte User

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    PLEASE, you know they won't do it, it'll burn their figer tips!! :shock:
     
  7. et_mike

    et_mike Mezzo Forte User

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    That explains why our practice room is always so dark!! ROFL
     
  8. edcon1981

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    make the drummers do it. they may break alot of bulbs, but they won't stop until they get it right!!
     
  9. Wlfgng

    Wlfgng Piano User

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    What is the difference between a Trombone player and a pizza?


    A pizza can feed a family of 4.
     
  10. edcon1981

    edcon1981 Mezzo Forte User

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    unless you're me and a pizza feeds one person...
     

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