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  1. Bob Grier

    Bob Grier Forte User

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    ROFLMason,

    Nope, I've collected a file full of this stuff.

    nordlandstrompet,

    Very, very close. There are skid marks in front of the snake.

    What do you call a basson at the bottom of the lake?



    A start!ROFL
     
  2. et_mike

    et_mike Mezzo Forte User

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    Well, don't stop Bob... I actually find myself laughing at this crap.... :D
     
  3. Bill McCloskey

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    Wynton Marsalis screws in the light bulb.

    Half the people complain that while no one on earth screws a light bulb in like Wynton, it has been done before and better. The other half are still pissed because he dissed the guys in the 80's who were trying to screw in a trout.
     
  4. Fluffy615

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    How do 2 trumpet players greet one another?
    Hello, nice to meet you, I'm better than you.

    Did you hear about the little boy who told his Mom that he wanted to be a trumpet player when he grew up. She said " Come on Johnny, you know you can't do both."
     
  5. Bob Grier

    Bob Grier Forte User

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    yes, if we can't laugh at ourselves who can we laugh at.

    What's the difference between an orchestra and a bull?ROFL:




    The bull has the horns in the front and the a*s in the back.:oops:
     
  6. et_mike

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    My favorite yet!! :thumbsup:
     
  7. et_mike

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    Q: What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?
     
  8. Solar Bell

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    Bonds eventually mature and make money.


    -cw-
     
  9. Solar Bell

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    Little Johnnie came home from school and said "Mommie, when I grow up I want to be a trumpet player."

    His mother answered "Don't be silly Johnnie, you can't do both."


    -cw-
     
  10. et_mike

    et_mike Mezzo Forte User

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    A girl went out on a date with a trumpet player, and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was it? Did his embouchure make him a great kisser?"

    "Nah," the first girl replied. "That dry, tight, tiny little pucker; it was no fun at all."

    The next night she went out with a tuba player, and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was his kissing?"

    "Ugh!" the first girl exclaimed. "Those huge, rubbery, blubbery, slobbering slabs of meat; oh, it was just gross!"

    The next night she went out with a Horn player, and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was his kissing?"

    "Well," the first girl replied, "his kissing was just so-so; but I loved the way he held me!"
     

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