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Discussion in 'Trumpet Discussion' started by Bob Grier, Dec 2, 2008.

  1. et_mike

    et_mike Mezzo Forte User

    Oct 16, 2007
    Chesapeake, VA
    Why can't trumpet players play punk music?

    Ever tried to play trumpet with a pierced lip?
  2. Solar Bell

    Solar Bell Moderator Staff Member

    May 11, 2005
    Metro Detroit
    A Trumpet player, a Trombone player and a beautiful Flute player were riding on a train. You know with two bench seats facing each other.

    At one point the train went into a long dark tunnel. A wet kissing sound was heard and then the sound of a hand punching skin.

    When the train emerged from the tunnel the trombone player had a big mouse on his left eye.

    The Beautiful flute player thought to herself...
    “Wow! That trombonist must have tried to kiss me in the dark and kissed the trumpet player by mistake and he punched him!â€

    The bone player is thinking...
    “Man, that trumpet player must have kissed the flute player in the dark and she swung and punched me by mistake!â€

    The trumpet player is thinking...
    “Hah! The next tunnel we come to, I’m going to kiss my hand again and blacken that Bozo’s other eye!â€

  3. et_mike

    et_mike Mezzo Forte User

    Oct 16, 2007
    Chesapeake, VA
  4. bagmangood

    bagmangood Forte User

    Motion seconded
  5. tedh1951

    tedh1951 Utimate User

    Oct 18, 2007
    The Wide Brown Land
    Did you hear that Viagra is now available in powder form?

    It's so you can sprinkle it on your tea!

    It won't enhance your s*x life but it sure stops your biscuits from going limp and soggy. :roll:

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