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Discussion in 'Trumpet Discussion' started by Bob Grier, Dec 2, 2008.
Why can't trumpet players play punk music?
Ever tried to play trumpet with a pierced lip?
A Trumpet player, a Trombone player and a beautiful Flute player were riding on a train. You know with two bench seats facing each other.
At one point the train went into a long dark tunnel. A wet kissing sound was heard and then the sound of a hand punching skin.
When the train emerged from the tunnel the trombone player had a big mouse on his left eye.
The Beautiful flute player thought to herself...
â€œWow! That trombonist must have tried to kiss me in the dark and kissed the trumpet player by mistake and he punched him!â€
The bone player is thinking...
â€œMan, that trumpet player must have kissed the flute player in the dark and she swung and punched me by mistake!â€
The trumpet player is thinking...
â€œHah! The next tunnel we come to, Iâ€™m going to kiss my hand again and blacken that Bozoâ€™s other eye!â€
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It's so you can sprinkle it on your tea!
It won't enhance your s*x life but it sure stops your biscuits from going limp and soggy.