Monster Oil is Proven to Help You Meet Girls*

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  1. robrtx

    robrtx Mezzo Forte User

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    How many drops did you need to put in their drinks to get that effect ? :-?
     
  2. Monster Oil

    Monster Oil Piano User

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    Our apologies. We generally only post our educational series of videos here, but we decided to throw in this one because we thought it might give you guys a chuckle. What is the appropriate forum for it? Classifieds didn't seem right, because there is nothing like this in any of the Classifieds. Also, I think a moderator has to move it.

    Apologies again, and we're completely open to a moderator moving this discussion.


    Best,

    Tom
     
  3. Monster Oil

    Monster Oil Piano User

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    Sorry you didn't like it. No need to apologize though!
     
  4. edfitzvb

    edfitzvb Forte User

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    I had no problems, and yes, I smiled (no chuckle, I'm afraid)

    Where were the all the admonitions when Monster Oil was announcing their anniversary sale?
     
  5. robrtx

    robrtx Mezzo Forte User

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    Not sure on the advertising ruling, but I generally enjoy the content of the Monsters' posts (especially brass chats).

    .......and as a lifelong mariner, I am truly grateful for their service.....Semper Paratus!!!
     
  6. Ed Lee

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    I ponder if POISON CONTROL is apprised of the ingredients in Monster Oil correlating to recent headline news of what college students have been found to drink. Were I to know of someone adding drops or anything else to a drink, they'd be wearing connected bracelets on their way to the hoosegow as they exited.
     
  7. Monster Oil

    Monster Oil Piano User

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    Just to be clear - never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever drink ANY valve oil. Unless you're a member of ISIS, then go ahead and drink away.
     
  8. edfitzvb

    edfitzvb Forte User

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    Just a point of grammar here....
    The preceding quote contains mine consecutive uses of the word "ever."
    I believe , in polite company, that seven would have been the limit.
    You may now resume your regularly scheduled lives.
    :woop:
     
  9. bumblebee

    bumblebee Fortissimo User

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    10 if you include the last four letters of the word "never".

    --bumblebee
     
  10. Ed Lee

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    Just a personal, viewpoint ... I would not wish the agonies of many poisons on my worst enemies. I am aware of what a "seesaw" of discussion this may raise. The crux of such is that hindsight did not lay the foundation of what is and what is not a poison to either collateral human or environmental long lasting damage, disease, death, gene mutation or extinction.
     

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