Monster Oil is Proven to Help You Meet Girls*

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  1. Monster Oil

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    A challenge! OK, let's try a few things. First, let me know if this makes you chuckle:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgRLILsKNmk

    Involuntary chuckle is what we're looking for here.


    We'll start with this, and move on from there....
     
  2. Franklin D

    Franklin D Forte User

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    Yes, thanks for your support of my point of view.

    But politely I have to say that I am not going to answer you any more because I don't think surreptitious advertising is the way to go for any forum.
    And that has nothing to do with humour and I don't blame the innocent kids who are bragging around here, they can do what they want.
     
  3. jazzpik

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    Try eating a big serving of prunes! Should clean you out and improve your overall sense of humor and outlook on life!
     
  4. Franklin D

    Franklin D Forte User

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    Cool down baby. Stop your cries for help.
    I don't blame you at all. You have no idea.
     
  5. jazzpik

    jazzpik Pianissimo User

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    yawn...........
     
  6. gmonady

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    Obviously in that order.:-P
     
  7. gmonady

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    I believe he meant: No. It's Ultra Pure. I'm a Vegan!!!! There's no pig fat in Tobylou's juicing up!!!

    Tobylou's fingers are just so slick from using his Ultra Pure oil, that they tend to slip haphazardly along the keyboard.
     
  8. gmonady

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    Only firm fingers strokes are noted with Mr. Monster, just view post 31 for that evidence.
     
  9. gmonady

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    I like this too, but more often then not have problems with those plastic caps snapping too easily.
     
  10. gmonady

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    So... Do pies help you meet girls?


    No offense, to Mr. Monster, but I'd rather lick the pie juice off said girl then Monster Oil, as I am no terrorist, but rather a true, pure humanitarian that is only associated with "clean" girls (he says, tongue in cheek... Yummm:-P)
     

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