Music Jokes

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  1. K.Buck

    K.Buck New Friend

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    Lets start a list of music/band/trumpet jokes.

    Whats the best way to confuse a drummer?
    -Put sheet music in front of him.


    :lol:

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  2. Alex Yates

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    What is the difference between and a seamstress and a baroque trumpet player? A seamstress tucks up frills..........

    :D
     
  3. trumpetmike8

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    Why is basoon better than oboe?
    It burns longer. :lol:
     
  4. Mikey

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  5. missednote

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    How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

    None. They have machines for that now too.

    -missednote
     
  6. trumpet blower88

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    What did the drummer get on his SATs?


    Drool.
     
  7. Clarino

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    What's the difference between a trampoline and a viola?

    You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.









    Two trumpeters walk pas a pub............................Well it could happen!
     
  8. tpter1

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    How do you tune 2 piccolos?

    Shoot one.


    What's the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?

    The savings bond will eventually mature and earn money.


    I know a recently retired tubist. He just joined the Ommicron Lamda Delta chapter of the Federal Association of Retired Tubists.
     
  9. WaWa

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    How many sax players does it take to change a light bulb???

    1..He stands there holding the light bulb up and lets the world revolves around him.

    Bahhhhhh...haha...lakalakalaka...wakwakwak...

    Sorry bout that guys..I got a little carried away.

    Have fun,
     
  10. K.Buck

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    How do you make a trumpet player’s car more aerodynamic?
    Take the Dominos Pizza sign off the top!
    :laughwave:
     

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