Musical Joke

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  1. spirithorn

    spirithorn New Friend

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    Hi -

    Just thought I'd relate a musical joke I came across the other day:

    What's the difference between an orchestra and a bull?

    On a bull the horns are up front and the ass is in back!
     
  2. trumpet blower88

    trumpet blower88 Mezzo Piano User

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    haha... maybe thats not the best joke to post in Manny's forum seeing as how he is the director for the the youth orchrestra... (or so I've heard, I think...)
     
  3. Mikey

    Mikey Forte User

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    Yes, Manny is a conductor.
     
  4. jcstites

    jcstites Mezzo Forte User

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    lol nice one! :lol:

    im sure manny can relate. playing in orchestras that long you are bound to have a few asinine conductors.
     
  5. Double_G

    Double_G Pianissimo User

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    Lol, took me a second to get it, but I like it.
     
  6. trumpetgirl612

    trumpetgirl612 Pianissimo User

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    but guys...its so true!
     
  7. Lazorphaze

    Lazorphaze Piano User

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    you know i've never understood that joke til now.
    the conductor is an ass.....ha.
    maybe I haven't been in enough to know.
    oh wait, I'll never be in one again!! :lol: :lol: :cool:
    for those of you who don't know me well enough.....well you'll find out why i'm happy ;-) :bleah:
     
  8. BPinard

    BPinard Pianissimo User

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    While it may be true sometimes (it has never been the case with me), I think it was bad taste to post this in Manny's forum.
     
  9. Manny Laureano

    Manny Laureano Utimate User

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    BP,

    Thanks for watching my back, amigo, but it's cool. It really is. I've told that joke way too many times for me to be offended by it. Besides, I'm only a semi-conductor!

    ML
     
  10. BPinard

    BPinard Pianissimo User

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    Semi-conductor?

    Mr. Manny Laureano: coming to an electronic device near YOU!

    :lol:
     

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