New Boy - Progress Report

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  1. Cornyandy

    Cornyandy Fortissimo User

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    So the Pope, Jesus and Geoff Boycott were at the side of the lake,

    Watch this says Jesus and walks across,
    Geoff follows suit,
    The Pope tries it and splash. so he gives it another go and ends up absolutely wet through.

    Jesus turns to Boycs and says,

    "do you think we should tell him about the stepping stones"

    Boycs looks at the Son of God and says

    "Stepping Stones?"



    As a Yorkshire man I frequently get my wallet out, it's only fair to let the moths get a bit of fresh air.
     
  2. Sethoflagos

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    What time does a Yorkshireman have his supper?

    Summat to ate
     
  3. Sethoflagos

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    Jack Norcliff's old Yorkshire terrier, Boycott, eventually passed away and Jack decided to ask a jeweller to make a small commemorative statuette to remember him by.

    "Dost tha want him eighteen carat"

    "Nooh! 'E'll be aitin' a bone tha daft apoth!"
     
  4. Cornyandy

    Cornyandy Fortissimo User

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    Supper, you could afford supper in my day we had to mek do wi a lick at a piece o mouldy bread and a sip o best rain watter before laying on t' what were left of t' floor
     
  5. Cornyandy

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    A Yorkshire lad's wife died, through her life she had been a very devout Christian so he arranged for the headstone to read

    "She were Thine"

    unfortunately the monumental mason made a mistake and put

    "She Were Thin"

    Outraged the lad went to the masons to complain

    "You've missed the "E" off" he wailed

    The suitably apologetic mason promised to have this rectified by the following day. Our hero went to check

    "Ee She Were Thin"

    It read.
     
  6. Old Bugle Boy

    Old Bugle Boy Pianissimo User

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    ... ah, the Four Yorkshiremen - don't get me started ..
     
  7. Cornyandy

    Cornyandy Fortissimo User

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    What do you call a generous Yorkshireman

    An imposter
     
  8. Cornyandy

    Cornyandy Fortissimo User

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    Thinking of things Yorkshire and a famous chunky chocolate bar, I always think it is a good thing Rowantrees weren't base in Goole

    Hmmm


    Anyone


    tumbleweed moment perhaps
     

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