Official State Mottos

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  1. Solar Bell

    Solar Bell Moderator Staff Member

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    Metro Detroit
    Alabama:
    Hell, Yes, We Have Electricity.

    Alaska:
    11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

    Arizona:

    But It's A Dry Heat.

    Arkansas:

    Literacy Ain't Everything.

    California:
    By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda!

    Colorado:
    If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

    Connecticut:
    Like Massachusetts,
    Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It, Yet.

    Delaware:
    We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

    Florida:
    Ask Us About Our Grandkids.

    Georgia:
    We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

    Hawaii:
    Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru
    (Death To The Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

    Idaho:
    More Than Just Potatoes.
    Well, OK, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

    Illinois:

    Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"

    Indiana:
    2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

    Iowa:
    We Do Amazing Things With Corn

    Kansas:
    First Of The Rectangle States

    Kentucky:
    Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

    Louisiana:
    We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
    That's Just Our Tourism Campaign.

    Maine:
    We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

    Maryland:
    If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

    Massachusetts:
    Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's

    Michigan:
    At least we're not Ohio

    Minnesota:
    10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

    Mississippi:
    Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

    Missouri:
    Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

    Montana:

    Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
    and Very Little Else.

    Nebraska:
    Ask About Our State Motto Contest

    Nevada:
    Hookers, Poker, and Wayne Newton!

    New Hampshire:
    Go Away And Leave Us Alone

    New Jersey:
    You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
    I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
    Right here!

    New Mexico:
    Lizards Make Excellent Pets


    New York:
    You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
    You Have The Right To An Attorney...

    North Carolina:
    Tobacco Is A Vegetable

    North Dakota:
    We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

    Ohio:
    We wear shoes now

    Oklahoma:
    Like The Play, But No Singing

    Oregon:
    Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner

    Pennsylvania:
    Cook With Coal

    Rhode Island:
    We're Not REALLY An Island

    South Carolina:
    Remember The Civil War?
    Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender, Yet

    South Dakota:
    Closer Than North Dakota

    Tennessee:
    The Edyoocashun State

    Texas:
    Se Habla Ingles

    Utah:
    Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

    Vermont:
    Ay, Yep

    Virginia:

    Who Says Government Stiffs
    And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

    Washington:
    We have more rain than you do

    West Virginia:
    One Big Happy Family...Really!

    Wisconsin:
    Come Cut The Cheese With Us!

    Wyoming:
    Where Men Are Men...
    And The Sheep Are Afraid

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  2. mrfabulous963

    mrfabulous963 Piano User

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    Nov 26, 2005
    you better not pronounce that "s"

    and if you're in chicago its pop you drink, not soda, and god forbid "coke"
     

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