One very bad joke for this weekend's gigs

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  1. Manny Laureano

    Manny Laureano Utimate User

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    Gentle sightreaders,

    Since it's important to keep your section awake during the rests here's a classsic groaner for the weekend.

    Spielberg decides that he wants to make a movie about the great composers (stop me if you've heard ths one) and so, he calls up Nicholson, Hanks, Gibson, and Swarzenegger for a meeting to do his casting.

    "So, Jack", says Spielberg, "... whom do want to play?"

    "Well, I'll tell ya", he drawls, "I've always like Wagner's music and I think I can pull off the dark side of the man. So, yeah... Wagner."

    "Done", says Spielberg. "Tom? What about you?"

    "Gosh, I've always dug Brahms... it's great, meaningful stuff".

    "Well, okay..." Spielberg says reluctantly. "Hmm, with proper makeup we might be able to pull it off. Fine, it'll be a challenge but you've got the role. Mel?"

    "Ohh, Mozart, yeah, Mozart... that magnificent, troubled life of his, so many sides to him. That's what I want: to play Mozart!"

    "Mel, you'll be great! Arnold?"

    All eyes turn to Arnold who has been looking away the whole time, lost in thought. He slowly turns his head towards the group and answers,











    " I'll be Bach ."


    Have a good weekend.


    ML
     
  2. camelbrass

    camelbrass Mezzo Forte User

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    OH NO!!!
     
  3. Mikey

    Mikey Forte User

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    GROAN................


    :lol:
     
  4. wiseone2

    wiseone2 Artitst in Residence Staff Member

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    The section moves toward the wings, staring at the principal player in disbelief :shock:
    Wilmer
     
  5. Anonymous

    Anonymous Forte User

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    :-?

    I agree with Wilmer :lol:
     
  6. Tootsall

    Tootsall Fortissimo User

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    Yee HAW!
    You know you're baroque when you're all out of Monette.
     
  7. Manny Laureano

    Manny Laureano Utimate User

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    Groan... I'm getting too old for this Schilke.
    But it was the Besson I could come up with.

    ML
     
  8. Lazorphaze

    Lazorphaze Piano User

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    that is soooo bad. :thumbdown:
     
  9. Mikey

    Mikey Forte User

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    If it's baroque,
    I can Handel it.........




    :bleah:
     
  10. tpter1

    tpter1 Forte User

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    Someone call my Lawler...there was an accidental at the bridge!


    Is there a Dr. Beat in the house?


    "My baby BERPED!" :-o
     

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