Pay For Play

Discussion in 'Trumpet Discussion' started by bamajazzlady, Aug 17, 2012.

  1. schleiman

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    Really Gary? Steer you wrong, that just put a big ol' smile on my face this morning, thanks for that!
     
  2. gmonady

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    It was more both, the brade drank so much that even I started looking good. But even drunk, it was my bum she chose and pocket she was able to find.
     
  3. gmonady

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    Are you guys making fun of my fingers seizing at the opportunity to type?:lol:
     
  4. tobylou8

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    Hey Doc, The "A" and "I" aren't even close to each other on the keyboard!!!

    "... the brade drank so much" :shock:ROFLROFLROFL
     
  5. kingtrumpet

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    come on GM -- don't distort the story, or should I say the truth!!

    LOOK people -- that lady was NOT only drunk, she misplaced her bi-focals, -- she was also 75 years old, and she remembered GM when she used to babysit him as a kid ----YOU KNOW back when GM was cute!! ROFL ROFL ROFL

    http://www.trumpetmaster.com/vb/f133/who-played-solo-first-blood-opening-68497.html#post651338

    you will have to scroll down to post #10 to see the young GM ROFL ROFL ROFL
     
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  6. gmonady

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    Close enough for my fingers, which is why I did NOT go into surgery.
     
  7. gmonady

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    I blame it all on those years of Gin and Tonic, as you can see from that pic, my first was sitting on the organ, by my first pocket trumpet. I will gladly tell you over a gin and tonic tonight as the Eddie Brookshire will tear down Gilly's TONIGHT.. 9 PM Blast Off time... AND WE ARE CELEBRATING EDDIE'S 71st BIRTHDAY!!! He only drinks fruit juice and water... Go Figure.
     
  8. Recursion

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  9. gmonady

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    That and a few illegal activities I cannot mention or post pictures of on this forum. There is another picture (cannot believe my dad took it) of a tassled dancer sitting on my lap. I miss my Dad.
     
  10. kingtrumpet

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    she probably heard you were a doctor in your day job -- and she was searching for the wallet ----- albeit she put in the $20 bucks as "seed" money, kind of like a slot machine --- and was hoping for more out and she was just squeezing the bank a bit. ROFL ROFL ROFL

    I remember a similiar joke about this subject --- and miserly people who pinch pennies. "you are so cheap you Squeezed a Buffalo nickel so hard that it "crapped" out 2 dimes" --- ROFL ROFL ROFL
    no doubt the lady, being drunk, thought GM looked like a nickel, or a Buffalo -- I can't figure out which!! ROFL ROFL ROFL
     

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