Places To Teach Privately

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  1. trjeam

    trjeam Pianissimo User

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    I was wondering if any of you guys had any suggestions for places to teach privately besides at home or local music stores.
     
  2. Solar Bell

    Solar Bell Moderator Staff Member

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    Instead of a local music store, how about one 50 miles away?

    You could teach them in a boat
    You wouldn't have to wear a coat

    You could teach them at the beach
    and listen to how high they reach

    You could teach them in your auto
    But wear a seatbelt, that's MY motto

    On a boat, In your coat
    At the beach to hear their reach
    With a seatbelt in your auto

    How many places must I share?
    You can teach them ANYWHERE!

    You could teach them on a train
    While traveling through northern Maine

    You could teach them at the bar
    While drinking vodka from a jar

    You could teach them in a diner
    Especially if they are a minor

    While on a train in northern Maine,
    While drinking vodka from a jar
    and if they're a minor, at the diner

    How many places must I share?
    You can teach them ANYWHERE!

    You can teach them in a hall
    You can teach them at the mall

    You teach them in a tree
    You can teach them by the sea

    In a hall
    at the mall
    in a tree, by the sea

    You see I really do not care....
    You can teach them ANYWHERE!

    -cw-
     
  3. Manny Laureano

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    Oh, great... now he's channeling Theodore Geisel.

    Is there an exorcist in the house?

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  4. rjzeller

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    ...He's a Michigan fan (my God, I actually spelled it out instead of typing M*ch*g*n...I'm getting weak...), we can't expect too much sanity from him, can we?
     
  5. Chris4

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    I teach in my house. I don't see anything wrong with teaching at their house, or maybe a public park. Chris
     
  6. Solar Bell

    Solar Bell Moderator Staff Member

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    rjzeller wrote:

    Uh oh, another sneak attack from a disgruntled Ohio State fan zapping me in a nuetral thread.

    You could always leave MN and go back to Ohio, and in doing so raise the collective I.Q. of BOTH states!

    -cw-
     
  7. Manny Laureano

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    Of cou'se y'know... dis means war...

    MN
     
  8. Manny Laureano

    Manny Laureano Utimate User

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    Q: What's the difference between a University of Michigan fan and a carp?
    A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

    Q: How many University of Michigan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A: One, but he gets 3 credits.

    Q: Where was O.J. hiding right before the famous white Bronco chase?
    A: On the University of Michigan campus. That's the last place you would find a football player.

    Q: Why do they throw out a sack of manure at University of Michigan weddings?
    A: To keep the flies off the bride.

    Q: Why don't University of Michigan fans let their kids play in sand boxes?
    A: Because cats keep covering them up.

    A University of Michigan fan walks into a doctor's office and removes his hat to reveal a frog sitting on his head. The doctor asks, "How can I help you?" The frog replies, "I was wondering if you could help me get this wart off my butt."

    Q: Did you hear about the University of Michigan fan who locked his keys in his car?
    A: He couldn't get his family out.

    Q: Why do University of Michigan fans keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
    A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

    Two University of Michigan fans were walking down the street when they came upon a dog lying on the sidewalk licking and cleaning his groin like dogs do. The first University of Michigan fan says to the second, "Boy, I wish I could do that." The second University of Michigan fan replies, "Yeah, me too. But I wouldn't try it." The first University of Michigan fan asks, "Why not?" The second University of Michigan fan replies, "Because I'm afraid the dog might bite me."

    Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Michigan campus?
    A: A visitor.

    Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Michigan library?
    A: Forty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.

    Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of Michigan's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
    A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

    Q: Do you know why the University of Michigan football team should change its name to the "Opossums"?
    A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

    Q: Did you hear the story about the semi-truck carrying pigs that flipped over on the University of Michigan campus?
    A: The officials had to check ID's before letting anyone back on board.

    Q: What does the average University of Michigan student get on his SAT?
    A: Drool.

    Q: What do you get when you breed a groundhog and a University of Michigan?
    A: Six more weeks of bad football.

    Q: What should you do if you find three University of Michigan fans buried up to their neck in cement?
    A: Get more cement.

    General Schwarzkopf was walking through the desert during the Gulf War when he found a lamp on the ground. He picked it up, rubbed, and out came a genie. The genie said to the General, "I will grant you one wish." The General replied, "I wish that we will win this war. Here is a map of the desert and all the war parties. Please make us win the war." The genie responded, "I'm not that powerful of a genie. I cannot grant you that wish." "Well," the General responds, "then can you have University of Michigan win a bowl game this year?" After a moment, the genie says, "Let me see that map again."

    Q: How do you make University of Michigan cookies?
    A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.

    Q: What do you get when you cross a University of Michigan fan and a pig?
    A: Nothing. There's some things that a pig will not do.

    Q: How many University of Michigan freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: None, it's a sophomore course.

    ML
     
  9. Solar Bell

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    HEY!!!!!

    You copied all my Ohio State truisms and put them here.

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm........

    Besides in my post I actually complimented MN by hoping to rid you of an OSU alum and raising MN's I.O.

    Boy, try to give a little help.

    This could be the start of something big!

    -cw-
     
  10. Manny Laureano

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    Ah, Michigan....

    Where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.

    ML
     

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