I will now (swear to God it's true...I can scan it in to prove what I say) read from the label of a bottle of peanut butter in our kitchen: (house brand for a grocery chain). "! CAUTION...ATTENTION. ALLERGY WARNING. CONTAINS PEANUTS" To what depths has the educational system of our society stooped when citizens can't figure out that peanut butter might actually contain PEANUTS! Any of you other oldsters remember the old comedy routine "What it was was football" (AKA "It's In The Book")?