Pun - Who said Puns ?

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  1. BigDub

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    The state of Bavaria in Germany must be a very windy place.

    My grandpa said that our ancestor left Bavaria to escape the draft.

    Chester Hill
     
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    On the other hand, there must be no wind in Canada.

    I always heard that people go there to dodge the draft.

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    Travel plans to India included a chance to meet a friend in New Dheli.

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    From my earliest recollection I was fascinated with the garbage truck and the men that bravely held on and rode the back. I surely wanted to B1.

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    But that was B4. Though the dreams were certainly B9, I knew they could be B10.
     
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    Heard on the radio:

    What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

    "Aye, matey!"
     
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