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Discussion in 'TM Lounge' started by Peter McNeill, Aug 27, 2011.
You can lead a man to a shouting match but you can't make him hoarse.
The state of Bavaria in Germany must be a very windy place.
My grandpa said that our ancestor left Bavaria to escape the draft.
On the other hand, there must be no wind in Canada.
I always heard that people go there to dodge the draft.
I'd rather be hit in the head with a lead pipe than a lead pipe. Just saying.
At band practice last night, one of the third trumpet players only had a cup mute, to which I said, there’s no Harmon that, it’s just practice.
I sure hope my brakes don’t break.
That tear in my new shirt sure brought a tear to my eye.
They're fine if they want to bring their own food, but keep it on that table over there, we don't want it mixing with our fare. It’s only fair.
I made a belt out of cardboard. Turns out it was just a waist of paper.
Travel plans to India included a chance to meet a friend in New Dheli.
My plans were to check out the meat at the new deli in town.
Ever just want to clone yourself?
Well, wouldn’t that just be like you?
The cosmetology student was sick on the day of the exam.
Now she has to take a makeup test.
From my earliest recollection I was fascinated with the garbage truck and the men that bravely held on and rode the back. I surely wanted to B1.
Time passed and I saw the fire truck. There I wanted to B2.
But that was B4. Though the dreams were certainly B9, I knew they could be B10.
Heard on the radio:
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?