OK, I'll start. Trumpet players really are good kissers They have great embouchures They work on endurance They want what ever is on the other end of their lips to reach a new high They can double tongue They can triple tongue They have good taste in music They are good looking (look at all the famous players that are good looking) Nobody ever said that professional tuba players are hot They can hang in there for hours, and with a Cherry Coke be ready to go again! Name one professional bassoon player If they are in a bar, they are often being PAID to be there! They are often wanted for weddings, so they know how a wedding should go! They make good spouses ... They can survive monotony (long tones) and can come out of it with a hot lick (jazz) The can be cool or hot, whatever is asked of them. They are more likely to spend $3K on a new trumpet than $65K on a new sports car They understand music, and music transcends! Music is the language of love -- and trumpet players know music! Next!