Reasons to date a trumpet player

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  1. MUSICandCHARACTER

    MUSICandCHARACTER Forte User

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    OK, I'll start.

    Trumpet players really are good kissers
    They have great embouchures
    They work on endurance
    They want what ever is on the other end of their lips to reach a new high
    They can double tongue
    They can triple tongue
    They have good taste in music
    They are good looking (look at all the famous players that are good looking)
    Nobody ever said that professional tuba players are hot

    They can hang in there for hours, and with a Cherry Coke be ready to go again!
    Name one professional bassoon player
    If they are in a bar, they are often being PAID to be there!
    They are often wanted for weddings, so they know how a wedding should go!
    They make good spouses ...
    They can survive monotony (long tones) and can come out of it with a hot lick (jazz)
    The can be cool or hot, whatever is asked of them.
    They are more likely to spend $3K on a new trumpet than $65K on a new sports car
    They understand music, and music transcends!
    Music is the language of love -- and trumpet players know music!

    Next!
     
  2. bigaggietrumpet

    bigaggietrumpet Mezzo Forte User

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    8)
     
  3. ScreaminRaider

    ScreaminRaider Piano User

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    "They are good looking (look at all the famous players that are good looking)"


    Well, with the exception of Maynard :lol:
     
  4. MUSICandCHARACTER

    MUSICandCHARACTER Forte User

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  5. ScreaminRaider

    ScreaminRaider Piano User

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    Ok, you got me there Jim.....I was refering more to the Maynard from the 70's until now. Anyway, It was just a bad joke :lol:
     
  6. trickg

    trickg Utimate User

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    Hey! C'mon, the Maynard from the 70s had GREAT taste in poly leisure suites! :lol:
     
  7. Annie

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    I need to copy that list!
     
  8. Annie

    Annie Piano User

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    Add to that the fact that a good amount of us are live wires and have to constantly be busy...
     
  9. bigaggietrumpet

    bigaggietrumpet Mezzo Forte User

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    Or Doc, depending on how he was dressed that day...
     
  10. MUSICandCHARACTER

    MUSICandCHARACTER Forte User

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    Hey Annie,

    Let make a poster and sell it for money -- ha!

    How about women trumpet players?


    Ingrid Jensen in leather (with a flugel):
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    or without the flugel:
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    How about the smile on Linda Brown. Maybe she knows that trumpet players kiss better!
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    Or Validia Snow, better know as the "Queen of the Trumpet" from the 30s or 40s:
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    Why would anyone pass on a trumpet player? Hmm ... ?
     

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