Salesmanship

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  1. Tootsall

    Tootsall Fortissimo User

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    The buzzword in today's business world is MARKETING. People often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing." Here it is:

    You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed," That's Direct Marketing.

    You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in bed," That's Advertising.

    You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed," That's Telemarketing.

    You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed," That's Public Relations.

    You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says "I hear you're fantastic in bed," That's Brand Recognition.

    You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with your friend. That's a Sales Rep.

    Your friend can't satisfy him so she calls you. That's Tech Support.

    You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!". That's Junk Mail!

    You are sitting at your computer where you create a webpage the features photos of your naked body in many seductive poses. You then create an email that is self-replicating and which propagates over the web to everyone with an email account. That's Spam.
     
  2. musicalmason

    musicalmason Forte User

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    geeze with all that marketing you would think that I would have found a girl whos fantastic in bed by now, I must be living in a "no soliciting" area or something.
     

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