So You Like Your Job?

Discussion in 'TM Lounge' started by Tootsall, Jul 11, 2005.

  1. Tootsall

    Tootsall Fortissimo User

    Oct 25, 2003
    Yee HAW!
    Out of my file of irreverance comes this little story:

    Coping With Job Stress

    At a seminar called "Stress and Disease" by Dr. Nickolas Hall, an expert in psychobiology, gave an example of a coping skill for job stress which I would like to share with you.

    When you have had one of those 'Take This Job And Shove It' days, try this:

    On your way home after work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the section where they have thermometers. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Q-tip". Be sure that you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy.

    Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open the package containing the thermometer, remove the thermometer, and carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken.

    Take the written material that accompanies the thermometer and as you read it you will notice in small print the statement that says "every rectal thermometer made by Q-tip is PERSONALLY tested.

    Now close your eyes and say out loud five times, "I am so glad that I do not work in quality control at the Q-tip company."

    ROGERIO Mezzo Forte User

    Sep 30, 2004
    Very good Tootsall....

    I guess it only gets worse... if you decide you really need to use it... you can ponder on where else it has been... :twisted:


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