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  1. dizforprez

    dizforprez Forte User

    Nov 2, 2003
    George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed which she could see from the bedroom window.

    George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simple simply lock his door and an officer should be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

    "Hello I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.

    Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence.. Of course the police caught the burglars red handed. One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

    George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
  2. JHarris

    JHarris New Friend

    Jul 13, 2004
    I have heard that before and laf every time. A true urban classic.
  3. Tootsall

    Tootsall Fortissimo User

    Oct 25, 2003
    Yee HAW!
    From the film "Brassed Off":

    The lady invites the gent up for a cup of coffee. He replies "I'm sorry, I don't drink coffee". She then responds "That's OK, I don't have any".

    He accepted her invitation.

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