hmmm... two things i can think of. this one pertains to marching. my high school band instructer said "wedge an olive between your butt cheeks. if it falls out while marching your steps are too big. if you crush it you're too nervous. if you lose it and you're sure it didn't fall to the ground... seek help." he also had a set of rules on his wall regarding his classroom. 1. the instructor is always right. 2. if you make a mistake, make it big. 3. don't eat any olives you find on the ground. 4. noone is to be locked in the instrument lockers. 5. if the instructor is wrong refer to rule 1.