I don't normally refer folks to threads in other forums (unless this is the forum I want them to "come and read"). But this thread is just too dam* funny for words! You gotta read it to believe it. I'm putting the notice in here since I don't want it to be interpreted as a slam against any particular maker of trumpets! http://www.trumpetherald.com/forum/viewtopic.php?topic=18416&forum=7&10 Anyone want to lend me a hanky so I can wipe my eyes and blow my nose?