Trumpet playing protocol and suggestions?

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  1. Ed Lee

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    I concur, but now you know why I'm not a player in such bands. I still say, blame the allowance of such inconsiderate shenanigans on the conductor. You come to rehearsal or performance fully prepared to play with your own music and equipment or find the door you came in and leave, were I the conductor. Perhaps if I used one of my LEO batons instead ...
     
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    AND that they refuse to buy ad time in that window to the left on the Forum page.
     
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  3. gmonady

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    C'mon Ed, you know that a good laugh triggers the sympathetic nervous system response that leads to stimulatory dilation of secretory ducts causing wads of mucous to drain, in most normal people; however for Kingtrumpet, he just poops his pants.
     
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    Unless you are playing on a flat large truck rig in which case you become a SEMI-conductor and ride with LEO mud flaps.
     
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  6. Ed Lee

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    Yeah, I know that belly "womping" laughs cause many consequences, but I'll laugh and leave when someone upchucks or poops. Geez, I think we should hand out barf bags in more places but I've no suggestion as to how to get rid of the poop.
    Aside, when was the last time you saw a barf bag on an aircraft. I haven't seen any lately ... well, I haven't looked for one either.
     
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  8. Dean_0

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    Got an Idea :

    Set your Whisper Key up like Bob Pixley ,Trumpet Tips - The Whisper Key - YouTube ...................and make sure you sit close enough to have the drips go on his pants ROFL

    problem solved
     
  9. gmonady

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    And if your Mr. Key should ever get the drips... Well then I have antibiotics for that. Problem solved after this AND a call to the County Health Department
     
  10. BigDub

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    We have elevated this thread to heights heretofore never seen, and I for one am getting lost in it's sophistication. Thank you very much for all these wonderful mind images. I will cherish them till this afternoon.
     

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