Trumpet Sayings

Discussion in 'Trumpet Discussion' started by TrumpetGirl7, Aug 14, 2008.

  1. Satchmo Brecker

    Satchmo Brecker Piano User

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    Fun thread! Here's a couple:

    "Octave keys are for sissies"

    Which of the following are essential for marching band?
    A) Trumpets
     
  2. stevesf

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    Tough
    Resilient
    Unabashed
    Musical
    Perfectionist
    Entertainer
    Take charge
    Egotistic
    ​Revolutionary

    :lol:

    or....the other side of us (or other side of t-shirt)

    Tender
    Romantic
    Utmost
    Meaningful
    Passionate
    Erogenous
    True
    Elevated
    Righteous

    :oops:

     
    Last edited: Aug 22, 2011
  3. Local 357

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    If the person playing the trumpet is somewhat "physically endowed"?

    Put the words "Mute Holder" somewhere between the cleavage. Is even funnier when it is used that way.
     
  4. stevesf

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    Here's another one:
    When you slam a cold hard piece of metal against your lips for 8 plus hours a day you'll understand why I'm like this...
     
  5. JNINWI

    JNINWI Piano User

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    "Chicks Dig trumpet players" Get used to it !
     
  6. chenzo

    chenzo Piano User

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    shown these before but I get a laugh still the same
     
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  7. melza

    melza Pianissimo User

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    Have loved reading through this post. ha
     
  8. Darten

    Darten Mezzo Piano User

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    How about, "My lipps might impress you, but my tongueing will knock you out".

    just a thought.
     
  9. xjb0906

    xjb0906 Piano User

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    "You have to blow it to know it." - Doc Severinsen
     
  10. amzi

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    'cause Gabriel don't play flute!
     

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