Two Trees...................

Discussion in 'TM Lounge' started by Mikey, Jan 29, 2005.

  1. Mikey

    Mikey Forte User

    Oct 24, 2003
    Two Trees

    It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but,
    here is one:

    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
    tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
    The birch says he cannot tell.

    Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

    The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that
    is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

    The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither
    a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash
    I have ever put my pecker in."

    Wipe that smile off your face......

  2. Annie

    Annie Piano User

    Nov 13, 2003
  3. bigaggietrumpet

    bigaggietrumpet Mezzo Forte User

    Jan 23, 2004
    Nazareth, PA
    :shock: :shock:



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