Two Trees...................

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  1. Mikey

    Mikey Forte User

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    Two Trees


    It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but,
    here is one:

    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
    tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
    The birch says he cannot tell.

    Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

    The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that
    is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

    The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither
    a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash
    I have ever put my pecker in."

    Wipe that smile off your face......



    :bleah:
     
  2. Annie

    Annie Piano User

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    LOL
     
  3. bigaggietrumpet

    bigaggietrumpet Mezzo Forte User

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    :shock: :shock:

    ROFL ROFL

    :bravo:
     

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