More like the "Marylyn Monroe". In December, when wearing a kilt, just don't stand too close to the Courthouse on the Square in Alexandria VA. Otherwise, don't hand vault a fence or climb a ladder when wearing one. Gives you and idea why the clogging dance began ... so you could hold your kilt down. Certainly wouldn't want to do a circle polka with embellishment of the Cossack leg lift moves in one! My thought is: "If you can't use what you see, what's the big deal?"