Did someone say a "cute trombone player"? I don't think so. Cute trumpet player, certainly, cute oboist, absolutely. But c'mon. Trombone? Cases closed in NYC. We talk about 1) Food at gig 2) Lack of food at gig 3) Drink at gig 4) Lack of drink at gig 5) Yankees 6) Mets 7) How do you get from Exit 159 on GSP to Exit 44 on LIE without going through Manhattan?