Discussion in 'TM Lounge' started by Tootsall, Apr 8, 2004.

  1. Tootsall

    Tootsall Fortissimo User

    Oct 25, 2003
    Yee HAW!
    Subject: Yardwork!!

    Where's the rake?

    A man is doing yard work and his wife is upstairs about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife, "Where is the rake?"

    She can't hear him and shouts back, "What?"

    The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a raking motion.

    The wife is not sure and says, "What?"

    The man repeats his gestures. "EYE - KNEE - THE RAKE"

    The wife replies that she understands and signals back. She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch.

    Well, there is no way in hell the man can even come close on that one. Exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks her "What in the hell was that?"

    She replies, "EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH"
  2. DrunkIQ

    DrunkIQ Pianissimo User

    Nov 21, 2003
    Austin, Texas
    it's too long for me to remember at the bar tonight...

    how about somthing shorter?


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